Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report12:36 Nov 10 2010
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Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.
The October 22 incident is detailed ...in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.
According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.
While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”
This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”
When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.
Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16...See More
COMMENTS
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PAGAN
13:08 Nov 10 2010
LOL I'd have called animal welfare. So why is she not on the Sex Offenders Register, if that had been a male to a female, then I'm damn sure more would have been made of it.
LadyRayneofDarklight
23:47 Nov 10 2010
People like that make me ashamed to live in the state of West Virginia. Not as if we don't already have a bad enough name. =.= But I won't lie... some WEIRD shit happens here. *gonna move soon and thanks ever god there is that wasn't actually BORN here*
MisfitChick423
17:00 Nov 11 2010
That is awesome and EPIC
DecadentDebauchery
17:06 Nov 11 2010
o.O wtf?
Yes if the gender roles had been reversed it would have been considered a sex crime... ewwwwwwww =P
PerfectlyWicked
17:16 Nov 11 2010
Wow that makes me ashamed of my gender. Trust me we are all not like that. Thank God lol
Muffin15
17:30 Nov 11 2010
damn... Lmao
Vampiress25
18:00 Nov 11 2010
ROFLMAO!! Wow now that's special hahahah
BeautifulNoir
23:54 Nov 11 2010
wow. simply wow. haha!
Beth
18:13 Nov 20 2010
Wow, did this actually happen to you or did you make this up? Either way...It's very interesting.
HeartOfGlass
14:23 Jan 11 2011
Hmmm... I was thinking about sushi for lunch today. Now... not so much. ::dry heaves::
BelovedxTwilight
04:50 Jan 18 2011
hmmm...priceless...and i find the funniest part of the story not being the "smell" but the fact that the estranged hubby declined but his friend was down for it...ahhh ha ha